life is a delicate fragile thing watch as much anime as you can
my dash knows what’s up
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
new bra from victoria secret! :)
A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:
I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.
It has a little lettuce bow.
I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god
-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this
an important graph for everyone to see thank u
i fuckin hate the type of person who enters a room when a show is on and starts talking. what the fuck is wrong with you. who the fuck raised you. are you an animal. get out of my house
2. Titan Armored Titan !
Reiner (Armored) Titan by Kerem Hünal
dad took his thongs off and they landed like this and it looks like a ghost is putting rubbish in the bin
translation: Yo, so my Pops took off his sandals and they smacked down like this and it looks like some freaky supernatural shit is trying to throw trash in the can.
Saren Arterius - The Rogue Spectre
walking out of an exam you knew you failed
THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSAPSDSAPDSAP
i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it
THESE ARE MY FAV VIDEOS